1 00:00:02,133 --> 00:00:04,734 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU'RE APPLYING TO GO 2 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:08,600 FOR A TRIP TO WASHINGTON WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER NERDS 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,400 TO WATCH A SENATOR SIGN PAPERS ALL DAY? 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,300 AND MAKE PHONE CALLS! 5 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,200 OOH! WHERE DO I NOT SIGN UP? 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,000 AH-HA! 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,767 JUST THE TWO I WAS LOOKING FOR. 8 00:00:21,767 --> 00:00:22,767 WE DIDN'T DO IT. 9 00:00:22,767 --> 00:00:26,000 YEAH. WHAT DIDN'T WE DO? 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,734 WHATEVER. I'M JUST COVERING ALL THE BASES. 11 00:00:28,734 --> 00:00:31,500 NO, I HAVE IT FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE 12 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,400 THAT A LITTLE BOY WHO WAS ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT 13 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,600 AND YOUR HAIR COLOR WAS SEEN IN THE GAME ROOM 14 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,700 TAMPERING WITH THE GAMES AND PLAYING FOR FREE. 15 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:40,567 WELL, IT WASN'T ME! 16 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:44,100 YOU KNOW, MR. MOSEBY, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERY RUMOR YOU HEAR. 17 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,133 OK, I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU TWO, 18 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,834 AND SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE, 19 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:51,300 THE GAME ROOM IS OFF LIMITS TO THE BOTH OF YOU! 20 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:55,400 HMM. IT'S GOOD TO BE THE MANAGER. 21 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,900 THIS STINKS! NOW I CAN'T GO IN THERE, 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,367 AND I'VE BEEN SAVING UP MY QUARTERS. 23 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:02,700 YOU KNOW, CODY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO SAVE UP YOUR QUARTERS 24 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:06,233 IF YOU JUST USED MINE. 25 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,400 SO IT WAS YOU. 26 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,300 WELL, DUH! IT WASN'T YOU! 27 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,600 BOY, SMART PEOPLE ARE DUMB. 28 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,033 ZACK, PUT THAT BACK! 29 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,467 I'M CODY. 30 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,700 NO, HE'S NOT! I'M CODY. 31 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,500 AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE 32 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,200 ALWAYS THINKING I'M ZACK. 33 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,834 I'M NOT ZACK! I'M CODY. 34 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,033 C-O-D-Y. CO-DY! 35 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:31,400 OH. CODY, DO YOU HAVE THAT DOLLAR YOU OWE ME? 36 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,700 I'M ZACK. 37 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,734 Z-A-C-K. ZACK. 38 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,667 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 39 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,800 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 40 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,300 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪ 41 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:48,000 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 42 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,567 ♪ YOU AND ME GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 43 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:52,667 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 44 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:55,233 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 45 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,400 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 46 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,800 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 47 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,100 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 48 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,667 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 49 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:07,467 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 50 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:10,600 ♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 51 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,800 ♪ WE'VE GOT THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 52 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,233 I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU WANT TO LEARN CPR. 53 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,500 IT'S A GREAT FEELING TO KNOW 54 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,834 YOU CAN SAVE A HUMAN LIFE. 55 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,934 YEAH. AND CHARGE $5.00 MORE AN HOUR 56 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:31,500 TO BABY-SIT. 57 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,367 YOU HAVE A DARK SIDE. 58 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:36,934 I LIKE IT. 59 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,133 WELL, LET'S HURRY THIS UP. 60 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:39,233 I HAVE A DATE WITH CHUCK AT 6:00. 61 00:02:39,233 --> 00:02:42,033 CHUCK THE WAITER? OH, I'VE SEEN HIM DOWN AT THE POOL. 62 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:44,100 HE'S GOT A GREAT BACKSTROKE. 63 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:48,300 YEAH. THAT'S WHY I LIKE HIM. 64 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:54,033 SO, UH, WHERE'S THE TRAINING DUMMY? 65 00:02:54,033 --> 00:02:55,100 YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 66 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,233 I MEANT THE DUMMY I'M GONNA PRACTICE ON. 67 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:59,300 YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. 68 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:00,567 OK, NOW THE FIRST THING YOU DO 69 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:02,900 IS CHECK AND SEE IF I'M BREATHING. 70 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,033 OK. 71 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:06,200 NOTHING. 72 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,200 [RASPY] THAT'S BECAUSE I'M HOLDING MY BREATH. 73 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,467 YOU GOT ME! NOW WHAT? 74 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:15,100 NOW TIP MY HEAD BACK. 75 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,400 ALL RIGHT, LEFT MY CHIN, 76 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,467 PINCH MY NOSE, 77 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:23,467 AND GIVE ME 2 SLOW BREATHS. 78 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:34,133 [HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING] 79 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:38,500 YO, YO, YO! WHAT UP, MY PEEPS? 80 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,867 WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE? 81 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:43,667 WELL, I'M JUST GOING WITH YOUR NEW LOOK, 82 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,834 FA SHIZZLE. 83 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,400 THIS IS JUST MY WAY OF MAKING SURE 84 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,467 PEOPLE WON'T CONFUSE ME WITH ZACK. 85 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:53,133 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'LL BE THE ONE WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES. 86 00:03:56,367 --> 00:04:00,867 WELL, THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 87 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:03,000 MM-HMM. 88 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,900 ESTEBAN, DID YOU HEAR? 89 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,033 YES. YOU'RE GETTING AN AWARD FROM THE ANIMAL LEAGUE, 90 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,233 AND YOU TOLD ME TO TELL EVERYBODY. 91 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,233 AND HAVE YOU? Sí. 92 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:13,400 GOOD! BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 93 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,800 I KNOW A SECRET THAT'S EVEN MORE DELICIOUS 94 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,500 THAT YOU CAN'T REPEAT. 95 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,233 OH, PLEASE, MISS LONDON, 96 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,500 I CANNOT KEEP A SECRET. LIKE MR. MOSEBY TELLING ME 97 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,500 THAT HE'S GETTING YOU A PURSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 98 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,100 OH! HE IS? OOPS! 99 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,000 THE BLACK ONE? YES! 100 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,200 RATS! GREAT! 101 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,100 ANYWAY, MADDIE AND LANCE ARE BACK TOGETHER. 102 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,967 I SAW THEM KISSING IN THE LOUNGE. 103 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,200 OOH, THAT IS JUICY. 104 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,834 I DON'T DISH ANYTHING LESS. 105 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:37,700 MM-MMM! MM-MMM! 106 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,033 REMEMBER. MUM'S THE WORD. 107 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:42,400 RIGHT. MUM. MUM. 108 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,500 MUM, MUM, MUM, MUM, MUM, MUM-- 109 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,400 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 110 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,900 NOTHING. I SAID NOTHING ABOUT MADDIE AND LANCE 111 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:51,367 PLEDGING THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IN THE LOUNGE. 112 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:52,467 AY, YI! 113 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:55,400 NO! Sí. THEY WERE, 114 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,900 AS WE SAY IN MY COUNTRY, 115 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:57,967 "PEELING THE GRAPE." 116 00:04:57,967 --> 00:05:01,834 OH! NO! ¡Sí! 117 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,400 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 118 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,400 ABOUT WHAT? 119 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,700 OH, YOU'RE GOOD! 120 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,200 HEY, ZACK, DID YOU HEAR? 121 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:14,100 I'M CODY. THE ONE WITH THE COOL GANGSTA LOOK. 122 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:18,734 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIRATE. ANYWAY, 123 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:22,500 MADDIE AND LANCE ARE PLEDGED TO EACH OTHER. 124 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,700 PLEDGED? YOU MEAN LIKE ENGAGED? 125 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,400 SEALED IT WITH A KISS. 126 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,767 NO! 127 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,867 ¡Sí! 128 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,767 AND THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT GRAPES. 129 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,600 I THINK THEY'RE MOVING TO A VINEYARD, 130 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,600 BUT IF YOU ASK ME, THE WHOLE THING IS A GAMBLE. 131 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,100 BUT REMEMBER: KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 132 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,400 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 133 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,400 I WON'T TELL ANYONE. EXCEPT ZACK! 134 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,200 I JUST HEARD SOMETHING THAT I CANNOT BELIEVE. 135 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,767 IT-- 136 00:05:56,100 --> 00:06:00,767 SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT YOU AND MADDIE ARE BETROTHED. 137 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:04,133 WE ARE? COOL! 138 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,734 WHAT'S THAT? 139 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:08,600 IT MEANS YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 140 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,767 REALLY? 141 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,867 MY GIRLFRIEND'S GONNA BE TICKED. 142 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:16,600 I GUESS I BETTER GO RENT A TUX. 143 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,500 ZACK, THERE YOU ARE. BRACE YOURSELF. 144 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,767 MADDIE AND LANCE WERE SEEN KISSING, 145 00:06:20,767 --> 00:06:22,000 AND I HEAR THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED 146 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,600 AND MOVING TO LAS VEGAS TO GAMBLE. 147 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,500 SHE WOULDN'T! 148 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,900 SHE IMPLIED THAT SHE'D WAIT FOR ME. 149 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,734 HEY, MADDIE. 150 00:06:32,734 --> 00:06:35,300 HEY, CHUCK. SO ARE WE STILL ON FOR OUR MOVIE TONIGHT? 151 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,233 NOT AFTER WHAT I JUST HEARD. 152 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:38,100 WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 153 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,033 HOW CAN YOU MARRY LANCE? THAT. 154 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,667 I'M NOT MARRYING LANCE. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 155 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,233 BECAUSE YOU WERE KISSING HIM! 156 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:47,133 THEY WERE PEELING THE GRAPE. 157 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:50,900 I WAS NOT! THERE WAS NO PEELING! 158 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:55,600 MADDIE, I HEAR WE'RE BETROTH-ED. 159 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,500 OK, WHERE DID THIS RIDICULOUS RUMOR START? 160 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,834 ZACK, WHO TOLD YOU THIS? 161 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,133 IT WAS CODY! 162 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:05,200 IT WAS MURIEL! 163 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,700 IT WAS ESTEBAN! 164 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,767 IT WAS LONDON! 165 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,967 OH, I CURSE THESE LIPS THAT CANNOT KEEP THEMSELVES SEALED! 166 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:13,734 I KNOW. I WILL HOLD THEM TOGETHER 167 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,200 TO KEEP FROM SPREADING RUMORS AGAIN. 168 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,767 WHERE IS SHE? 169 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:20,000 IN HER ROOM. OH! 170 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,667 [DOORBELL RINGS] 171 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:27,100 I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU STARTED THAT RUMOR ABOUT ME AND LANCE. 172 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,100 WHAT RUMOR? 173 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,500 THAT LANCE AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED, 174 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,967 MOVING TO A VINEYARD IN VEGAS, 175 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:33,000 AND BECOMING BLACKJACK DEALERS?! 176 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,600 CONGRATULATIONS! 177 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,400 YOU'RE GONNA BE A BLACKJACK DEALER! 178 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,000 OH! MWAH! MWAH! 179 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,767 LONDON, I AM NOT GOING TO BE A BLACKJACK DEALER, 180 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:42,033 AND I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED. 181 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:43,600 OH, GOOD. YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG. 182 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,200 OHH. LONDON, LONDON. WHY DID YOU TELL ESTEBAN 183 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,200 THAT LANCE AND I WERE BACK TOGETHER? 184 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,934 BECAUSE I SAW YOU LIP-LOCKING IN THE LOUNGE. 185 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:54,200 OH, HE WAS TEACHING ME CPR. 186 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,300 IS THAT THE SAME AS PEELING THE GRAPE? 187 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:57,934 IT'S MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! 188 00:07:57,934 --> 00:07:59,100 SO IT IS THE SAME. 189 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,567 FORGET ABOUT IT. [EXHALES] THE PROBLEM IS 190 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:04,767 EVERYBODY AT THE HOTEL IS TALKING ABOUT HOW WE'RE BACK TOGETHER. 191 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:06,100 THEN YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME. 192 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:09,600 MADDIE, HAVING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU IS A GOOD THING. 193 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,500 NO, IT'S NOT. MM-HMM. 194 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,133 GOSSIP HURTS. THAT'S WHY I WOULDN'T DO IT. 195 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,400 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF PEOPLE 196 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,600 WERE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT YOU? 197 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,300 HEY, EVERY TIME I'M IN THE PAPER, 198 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,967 MY SOCIAL LIFE JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. 199 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:22,300 YEAH? WELL, MY SOCIAL LIFE IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES 200 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,734 CHUCK HEARD YOUR LIE AND DUMPED ME! 201 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:25,367 OH, HONEY. 202 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:28,500 I HEARD A RUMOR HE WAS GONNA DUMP YOU ANYWAY. 203 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,300 [GASPS] 204 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:34,033 HEY, ZACK, I PICKED UP SOME SOCCER CAMP BROCHURES FOR YOU. 205 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:35,800 I THOUGHT IF CODY GOES TO WASHINGTON FOR A WEEK 206 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,400 YOU MIGHT LIKE TO DO SOMETHING FUN, TOO. 207 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,300 THESE ARE ALL SPA GETAWAYS. 208 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:44,934 THOSE ARE MINE. THESE ARE YOURS. 209 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:47,000 HEY, MOM, CHECK THIS OUT. 210 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,500 THE GANGSTA LOOK DIDN'T WORK OUT, 211 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:52,900 SO I'VE COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE RADICAL. 212 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,000 TA-DA! OH! 213 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,734 WOW. 214 00:08:57,734 --> 00:08:59,934 NOW PEOPLE WON'T MISTAKE ME FOR ZACK. 215 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:03,500 ALTHOUGH THEY MIGHT MISTAKE YOU FOR MURIEL! HA HA! 216 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,734 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? AAH! 217 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:11,367 OH, NO! THE BOX SAID IT WOULD BE A HONEY MIST AUBURN! 218 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:15,800 WELL, HONEY, YOU MISSED AUBURN BIG TIME! 219 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,000 MADDIE, DID YOU HEAR? 220 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,200 THE ANIMAL LEAGUE IS GIVING ME AN AWARD TONIGHT. 221 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,100 YES. ESTEBAN TOLD ME, AND I DON'T CARE. 222 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,100 [EXHALES] ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE LANCE THING? 223 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,600 NO ONE IN THIS HOTEL IS SPEAKING TO ME. 224 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,700 EVERYONE THINKS I'M A MAN-STEALER. 225 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,200 EXCEPT FOR LANCE, WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED IN THE POOL 226 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,100 AND INSISTS THAT I WEAR HIS GRANDMOTHER'S WETSUIT. 227 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:39,367 OH! SO THE ENGAGEMENT'S BACK ON? 228 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:41,800 OH, THAT'S GREAT! NO, NO, LONDON! 229 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,567 ESTEBAN, GUESS WHAT? NO! UGH! 230 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:49,367 SO, YOU KNOW LONDON TIPTON. 231 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:51,200 UNFORTUNATELY. HUH. 232 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,500 SHE MUST BE PRETTY INTERESTING. 233 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,767 YEAH. IF YOU LIKE VAIN, SELF-CENTERED PEOPLE 234 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:55,867 WHO DON'T CARE WHO THEY HURT. 235 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:58,100 OH. WELL, I HEARD SHE'S A VERY GIVING PERSON. 236 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,300 I UNDERSTAND SHE'S GETTING AN AWARD FROM THE ANIMAL LEAGUE. 237 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,500 EXCUSE ME WHILE I LAUGH. HA! 238 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,300 SHE'S A HYPOCRITE. 239 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,867 I HAPPEN TO KNOW SHE'S GOT A FOX COAT IN HER CLOSET. 240 00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:10,834 REALLY? MM-HMM. 241 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:15,033 WELL, IT HAS BEEN SUCH A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU. 242 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,000 HEH! 243 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,367 [BEEPS] 244 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,934 FRANK, I HAVE GOT AN INSIDE SCOOP ON LONDON TIPTON 245 00:10:21,934 --> 00:10:24,400 THAT'S GONNA MAKE HER THE MOST HATED WOMAN 246 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,967 IN BOSTON. HEH HEH HEH! 247 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,367 LISTEN TO THIS. "ACCORDING TO A HOTEL INSIDER, 248 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,767 "TIPTON IS A HYPOCRITE. 249 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:43,100 SHE HAS A FOX COAT IN HER CLOSET." 250 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,600 NO! 251 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,000 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 252 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,100 OH! "ANIMAL MURDERER"? 253 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,500 OH, NO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! 254 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:55,367 HI! SORRY. THERE'S BEEN A RECALL ON THESE MAGAZINES. 255 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:59,700 APPARENTLY THEY BURST INTO FLAMES SPONTANEOUSLY. 256 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:05,233 LONDON, OVER HERE! IS IT TRUE YOU TORTURE ANIMALS? 257 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:07,500 NO! NO, I LOVE ANIMALS. 258 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,567 I SWATTED A FLY ONCE, BUT I MISSED. 259 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:13,300 THEN EXPLAIN THIS. 260 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:18,100 OH, NO. MY LIFE IS RUINED. 261 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,500 MS. TIPTON, ONE MORE QUESTION! 262 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,767 WHAT IN THE NAME OF-- 263 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:26,500 OOF! 264 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,967 EVERYBODY OUT! OUT! OUT! 265 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,000 STEP AWAY FROM THE HOTEL! 266 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT ME. 267 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,700 BUT YOU SAID THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY, 268 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,367 THAT IT MAKES YOUR SOCIAL LIFE BETTER. 269 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:38,500 YEAH, WHEN I'M SPREADING IT. 270 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,000 NOT WHEN OTHERS ARE LYING ABOUT ME 271 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,834 TORTURING CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS. 272 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,367 ALL MY FURS ARE FAKE. 273 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:45,567 BUT YOU SAID THEY WERE FOX. 274 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:49,867 YES. F-A-U-X. "FOX." 275 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,000 THAT'S PRONOUNCED "FO." 276 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,100 WHICH MIGHT'VE MADE A DIFFERENCE TO-- 277 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,400 THE BIG MOUTH WHO STARTED THIS RUMOR. 278 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,200 MADDIE, YOU ARE TRULY THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE. 279 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,934 OH, DON'T SAY THAT. 280 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,900 LONDON, I AM SO SORRY. 281 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,033 I PROMISE I WILL DO MY BEST 282 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,834 TO FIND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS TO YOU. 283 00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:12,467 GOOD. AND WHEN YOU FIND HIM, 284 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,700 I WANT HIM THROWN IN THE TIPTON DUNGEON 285 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,000 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 286 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,133 WE DON'T HAVE A DUNGEON, 287 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,834 BUT I CAN HAVE HIM FIRED. 288 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,834 FROM A CANNON? OH! 289 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,734 HEY, MOM. 290 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:31,800 OH, HEY, CODY. A LETTER CAME FOR YOU 291 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,934 FROM THE "WEEK IN WASHINGTON" PROGRAM. 292 00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,600 IT SAYS YOU MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND OF QUALIFICATIONS. 293 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,133 WAY TO GO, LITTLE RED RIDING NERD. 294 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,900 AT LEAST WHEN I GO AWAY, 295 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,734 IT WON'T BE IN HANDCUFFS. 296 00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:45,600 HEY, LOOK AT ALL OF THE PHOTOGRAPHERS. 297 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,367 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM THROUGH THESE STREAKY WINDOWS. 298 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:53,100 I KNOW. IT'S SO HARD TO FIND GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. 299 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:56,300 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, SISTER. 300 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,934 I WONDER WHO LEAKED THE STORY ABOUT LONDON. 301 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:02,467 I BET IT WAS THAT CREEPY WAITER CHUCK. 302 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:04,033 I NEVER LIKED HIM. 303 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,967 YOU LIKED HIM TILL MADDIE LIKED HIM. 304 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:13,000 HEY, ESTEBAN! COME HERE. 305 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,367 I KNOW WHO LEAKED THE GOSSIP ABOUT LONDON. 306 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,467 OH, NO! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE SECRETS! ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 307 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,100 IT WAS THAT CRUMMY WAITER CHUCK. 308 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,300 OH, CHUCK? REALLY? 309 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,600 THE "LA LA" THING NEVER REALLY WORKS. 310 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,867 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MOSEBY? NO. 311 00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:29,300 [WHISPERING] NO! 312 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,467 ¡SÍ! 313 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:37,934 WHOA! I FEEL A CANDY CRAVING COME ON. 314 00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:39,667 DON'T YOU MEAN A MADDIE CRAVING? 315 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:43,100 EITHER WAY, I'M POWERLESS. 316 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:49,133 NICE HAIR, SON. WHAT ARE YOU REBELLING AGAINST? 317 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:53,233 FALSE LABELING ON HAIR PRODUCTS! 318 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,500 EXCUSE ME. AH, YES. 319 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,967 I'M MR. JOHNSON WITH THE "WEEK IN WASHINGTON" PROGRAM. 320 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,934 I'M LOOKING FOR CODY MARTIN. 321 00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:02,467 YES, THE MAN WHO WANTS TO TAKE 322 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,900 OUR CODY TO WASHINGTON FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 323 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,767 YOU KNOW HE HAS A BROTHER? 324 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:10,400 YES, I DO. WHEN I CALLED I LEFT A MESSAGE WITH HIM. 325 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,000 WELL, WE'LL JUST RING HIS ROOM THEN, HMM? 326 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,200 ZACK, THE GUY FROM THE "WEEK IN WASHINGTON" PROGRAM IS HERE! 327 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,867 HE'S HERE TO INTERVIEW ME, AND I CAN'T BE ME BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE ME. 328 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:23,800 I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE YOU, SO SINCE YOU LOOK LIKE ME, 329 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,200 YOU GOTTA BE ME! I CAN'T HELP YOU. 330 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,100 WHY?! 331 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,934 BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 332 00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:33,400 I'M SORRY. THERE'S NO ANSWER. 333 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,900 OH! THERE THEY ARE. 334 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,300 OK, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS JIMMY CARTER. 335 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,500 YOU'RE A STRONG PROPONENT OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT, 336 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,200 AND YOU WANT TO BE A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHEN YOU GROW UP. 337 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,500 IF YOU GET STUCK, JUST LOOK AT ME. 338 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,767 AH! MR. JOHNSON, 339 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,500 THIS IS CODY. 340 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,000 'S BROTHER ZACK. THIS IS CODY! 341 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,600 NICE TO MEET YOU, CODY. 342 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,667 YEAH, BUT YOU ARE-- 343 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,867 SO PROUD OF MY BROTHER. 344 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,400 YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM IN YOUR PROGRAM. 345 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,800 T-THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CODY, 346 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,500 THE SMART ONE. 347 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,734 AND I'M ZACK, THE DUMB ONE! HA! 348 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:06,000 DOPEY, DOPEY, DO! HA! 349 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,500 DON'T PUSH IT. 350 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,233 GOOD LUCK! 351 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:13,200 TO ALL OF YOU. 352 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,834 [CHUCKLES] 353 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,734 CODY, HOW DID YOU FIRST BECOME INTERESTED 354 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:18,867 IN GOVERNMENT? 355 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:21,934 WELL, I'M A STRONG PROPONENT OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 356 00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:25,500 GREAT. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT? 357 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,033 WELL...WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 358 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:31,100 I MEAN, IT'S THE FIRST. IT'S NUMBER ONE. 359 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:31,900 IT'S NUMBER ONE! 360 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:36,700 I SEE. AND WHAT PRESIDENT WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE ADMIRED THE MOST? 361 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,400 OH, THAT'S EASY. PRESIDENT CARTER. 362 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,667 WHY? 363 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,000 WHY? 364 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,900 WELL, UH... 365 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,667 HE, UH, HAMMERS! 366 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,500 NAILS THINGS! NAILS THINGS... 367 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,400 HE, UH, UH, BUILDS-- BUILDS HOUSES! 368 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,667 BUILDS HOUSES FOR... HE BUILDS HOUSES FOR NUNS! 369 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,834 HE BUILDS HOUSES FOR NUNS. 370 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,233 BUILDS HOUSES FOR OLD PEOPLE? 371 00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:01,300 COLD PEOPLE! BUILDS HOUSES FOR COLD PEOPLE. 372 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,300 UH...POOR PEOPLE! 373 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:08,400 BUILDS HOUSES FOR POOR PEOPLE! 374 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,300 YES. AND I BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE 375 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:14,934 WHERE YOU CAN WATCH TV TO SEE COMMERCIALS FOR STUFF TO BUY 376 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:17,233 WHICH HELPS THE ECONOMY. 377 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:19,000 WHAT?! 378 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,300 IS THERE SOMEONE BACK THERE? 379 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,000 NO. JUST THAT PLANT. 380 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,700 I LOVE PLANTS. I'M VERY PRO-PLANT. 381 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,934 IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SUPREME COURT. 382 00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:36,033 WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO IF APPOINTED? 383 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,400 I'M THINKIN' CASUAL FRIDAYS. 384 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,834 DITCH THOSE BLACK ROBES AND WEAR CAPES! 385 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:45,834 WITH A BIG "S" ON THE CHEST FOR "SUPREME COURT." 386 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:49,200 OK. WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 387 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,033 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. THANK YOU, CODY. 388 00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,367 NO, THANK YOU, MR. JOHNSON. AND BY THE WAY, 389 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:59,100 IF YA PICK ME, THERE MIGHT BE A FREE TIPTON BATHROBE IN IT FOR YA! 390 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,567 'NUFF SAID. 391 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,834 MADDIE! 392 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,000 I CAN EXPLAIN! 393 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,834 I HOPE SO. 394 00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,000 THE ANIMAL LEAGUE HAS CANCELLED MY AWARD 395 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,467 AND NO ONE RETURNS MY EMAILS, 396 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:17,200 EVEN WHEN I USE A CUTE LITTLE SMILEY FACE. 397 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,500 SEE, THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY RUMORS HURTING PEOPLE. 398 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,500 EVEN THOUGH IN THIS CASE 399 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,567 THE PERSON MAY NOT HAVE EVEN KNOWN THEY WERE STARTING IT. 400 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:27,300 AND THEY'RE PROBABLY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 401 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:31,100 NOT AS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY AS THEY'LL BE WHEN THEY GET FIRED. 402 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,467 MOSEBY SAID HE HAD A LEAD. [GASPS] 403 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:37,300 ESTEBAN, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO GOSSIPED ABOUT LONDON. 404 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,300 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 405 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,367 BECAUSE YOU WERE SEEN 406 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,500 SKIPPING DOWN THE HALLWAY SINGING, 407 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,000 "I KNOW WHO IT IS, I KNOW WHO IT IS, I--" 408 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,600 WHO IS IT? HA HA. HELLO. 409 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,934 I WILL NOT RAT OUT A FELLOW EMPLOYEE. 410 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,567 SPILL IT, OR I'LL HAVE YOU TRANSFERRED TO THE TIPTON IN SIBERIA! 411 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:52,834 IT STARTS WITH "CHUH" AND RHYMES WITH "UCK." 412 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:55,367 WHO'S CH-DUCK? 413 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,300 HE'S SAYING IT WAS CHUCK. 414 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,567 CHUCK! I WANT HIM DEPORTED! 415 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,033 WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM DEPORTED. HE'S FROM NEW JERSEY. 416 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:05,800 UH, CHUCK, FRONT AND CENTER, PLEASE! 417 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200 IS IT TRUE THAT YOU TALKED TO A REPORTER 418 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,867 ABOUT MISS TIPTON'S PRIVATE LIFE? 419 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,767 NO! I DIDN'T TALK TO ANY REPORTER. 420 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,400 WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT HIM. 421 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,233 TOO BAD. CASE CLOSED. WHO WANTS TO GO FOR PIZZA?! 422 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:21,600 CHUCK, YOU'RE FIRED. YOU GET YOUR PASSPORT AND GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY! 423 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,467 LONDON, MR. MOSEBY, 424 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,500 YOU CAN'T FIRE CHUCK. 425 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:30,100 HE DIDN'T TALK TO THE REPORTER. I DID. 426 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,300 [ALL GASP] 427 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:36,700 MADDIE, WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. 428 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,767 YEAH! I THOUGHT YOU NEVER GOSSIPED! 429 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,834 WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. 430 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,667 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WOMAN WAS A REPORTER. 431 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,734 OH, SO YOU JUST GOSSIP ABOUT ME IN GENERAL? 432 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:48,900 ONLY BECAUSE YOU GOSSIPED ABOUT ME, 433 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,200 AND IT SPREAD THROUGH THE WHOLE HOTEL! 434 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,400 WELL, YOU GOSSIPED ABOUT ME, AND IT SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD! 435 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,367 BUT YOU STARTED IT! NUH-UH! 436 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:55,867 UH-HUH! 437 00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:58,600 OH, DON'T YOU UH-HUH MY NUH-UH! 438 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,367 I THINK YOU ARE BOTH AT FAULT HERE. 439 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,967 AND I THINK WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. 440 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:07,033 EVEN THOUGH GOSSIPING IS AN IRRESISTIBLE TEMPTATION, 441 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,734 ON ANY LEVEL, GOSSIP IS HURTFUL. 442 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,467 THE BEST WAY TO NOT SPREAD IT 443 00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:14,934 IS TO NOT LISTEN TO IT... 444 00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,834 LONDON. 445 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,100 MADDIE, I'M SORRY I STARTED ALL THIS. 446 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,100 NEXT TIME I SEE YOU LIP-LOCKING, 447 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,767 I'LL COME TO YOU FIRST BEFORE I START TELLING PEOPLE. 448 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:25,900 THAT'S ALL I ASK. 449 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,567 AND I'M SORRY I LET MY ANGER GET THE BETTER OF ME. 450 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:32,300 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE THINGS I WROTE ABOUT YOU IN THE STAFF LOUNGE. 451 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:32,967 [GASPS] 452 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:36,500 GREAT. WE HAVE A STAFF LOUNGE BUT NO DUNGEON? 453 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:41,600 JUST WHAT I NEED-- ANOTHER ROOM FOR YOU TO TORTURE ME IN. 454 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:43,400 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 455 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,300 I'M STILL TRAPPED IN THE HOTEL BY THOSE PHOTOGRAPHERS. 456 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,867 WELL, IF YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT RUMOR ABOUT ME AND LANCE WAS UNTRUE, 457 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:52,200 THEN I'LL COME UP WITH A PLAN TO CONVINCE PEOPLE 458 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,367 YOU'RE SWEET, KIND, AND CARING TO ALL ANIMALS. 459 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,600 HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? 460 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,100 WE'LL FAKE SOMETHING. 461 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,000 OK, POOPARAZZI PEOPLE, 462 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,367 YOU ARE TO TELL NO ONE THAT I LET YOU COME IN HERE. 463 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:11,867 I AM DOING THIS OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. 464 00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:13,400 THERE SHE IS. 465 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:17,767 HELP ME, PLEASE! MY CHINCHILLA HAS FAINTED! 466 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,600 HELP, I THINK HE'S DYING! 467 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,100 DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BOY-- 468 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,934 WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE-- 469 00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,567 I WILL SAVE YOUR BELOVED CHINCHILLA! 470 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,567 YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! 471 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,834 I DO? YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! 472 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,233 I'M SAYING IT NOW. 473 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:34,200 GIVE THE CHINCHILLA THE KISS OF LIFE! 474 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,300 All: OH! 475 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,934 [INHALES] 476 00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:41,133 All: AW! 477 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,600 HE'S BREATHING! 478 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,133 YAY! YAY! 479 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,100 YOU SAVED HIM, KIND LADY, 480 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:51,133 WHO I HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE. THANK YOU! 481 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,400 [COUGH, COUGH] 482 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,033 FUR BALL. 483 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:58,100 All: EEW! 484 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,300 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 485 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,133 HELLO? 486 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,100 YES, HE IS. 487 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,600 CODY, IT'S MR. JOHNSON FROM THE "WEEK IN WASHINGTON" PROGRAM. 488 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,667 I DON'T WANNA TALK TO HIM... 489 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,033 EVER SINCE I MESSED UP MY INTERVIEW. 490 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:24,367 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU DID REALLY WELL. 491 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,200 YOU WOULD! 492 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,734 WELL, SOMEBODY BETTER TAKE THE CALL! 493 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,200 THIS IS CODY. 494 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,100 I HAVE? 495 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,500 YOU DID? 496 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,934 I AM?! 497 00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,133 THANK YOU! BYE! 498 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,600 I'M IN! 499 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,967 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU! 500 00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:46,900 MR. JOHNSON SAID THEY WANT ME 501 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,567 BECAUSE OF MY GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR 502 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:49,367 AND REFRESHING PERSONALITY! 503 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:53,400 SO I GUESS YOU DIDN'T DO SUCH A BAD JOB AFTER ALL. 504 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,600 YOU'RE RIGHT. 505 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,734 I DID A GREAT JOB. 506 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,667 AY, AY, AY, AY, AY!